Ashlee Ojay Simpson

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Ashlee Ojay Simpson is the younger sister of Jessica Nicole Simpson.

• She is a celebrity due only to this relation, but once rode a ford bronco down the Audobahn in a scary police chase. That was her fifteen minutes of fame before she disappeared from the public eye for many years. She re-surfaced after her sister married American pop star Justinick Lackeylake.

• She has a bad habit of beating up John Deeres. She receives fines by law enforcement agencies at least weekly. Once she was caught in the act, and teh aforementioned police chase ensued. Somehow, the fact that Jessica Nicole Simpson was alive convinced the jury that she was not guilty of John Deere beatings.