Basque Country
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- The Basque Country or Euskadi is a country inside, outside, over, under or somwhere around Spain. Some people say that France has invaded the northern part of it transforming it to Pays Basque.
- Their langue is called "euskera" in spanish although it's called "euskara" in euskera. Nobody born elsewhere is able to speak that langue convincingly, only a couple of japanese and african people have managed to pronounce the basque "z" sound.
- Kids learn to manufacture bombs at school so they can become convincing basques in the future.
- Basques are very labourious people, they mainly make all kinds of weapons, Eibar is a good example of basque gun-industry.
- They spend all their spare time eating huge steaks in restaurants generally sited in the forest, they can only drink cyder, if they drink grape-juice, they immediately die (vaya semanita dixit)
