Brazil

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In Brazil, instead of the american way of saying "Hi, how are you?" or "Hello" they will say "BR??1?1?/-2!?/" in hopes that you speak in their primitive tounge, in which case best response to refrain from being killed with a soccerball or jui-jitzu, you should respond with a "SIM!!!1!!-i)!1".

When these fine specimens aren't practising Jui-Jitzu, Playing Soccer, or looting in their favorite computer game "Tibia[1]", they tend to steal and speak words with very few vowels, and occasionally enjoy a hearty laugh that sounds much like a cross between a monkey's screech and a regular human laugh. (eg. AehIausehIUHAUEHAUheauhsieuahseeHUEAHiuaHESuSAe)

You must be careful, in Brazil, a lot of hungry monkeys walk on the streets trying to eat tourists and poor men can try to assalt you too. Do not drink brazilian water, it can kill you in seconds.