Cambodia
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| Hemispheres: | Eastern Hemisphere |
| Continent: | Specific Island |
| Capital city: | [[ ]] |
| Official language: | Combodanese [[{{{6}}}]] |
Cambodia simultaneously is a country and is not a country.
- Criminals are forced to have an uncool haircut as criminal punishment.
- Everyone in Cambodia has at one time or another been asked why they are so short by a Dutchman.
- In Cambodia, you can stuff your guitar full of mind-altering substances, and then smuggle them home and sell them to your neighbors. (This is highly recommended.)
- Don't sell anything you got in Cambodia to a narcotics officer. Not even if it's a roll of paper towels or something. (They'll know.)
