Catalonia

Catalonia is a little, very insignificant region inside Spain, and it is loved by rumanian people.

Other Spaniards love cream Catalans because it is very cheap and a nice dessert, Catalonia loves to eat pa amb oli ( a tipical food from Mallorca, Balearic Island, copied by the catalans people).
In Catalonia, people like to make human towers, or castellers, to look out for Spanish soldiers.
Catalans speak the Mallorquin dialect ( a dialect created in Mallorca and extended in Catalonia by the politic "CAROD ROVIRA" a tipical spanish),that all other country don't known about (with the exception of people from England because they go to Spain on holidays and Rumania because they go to Catalonia for "business"). The primary difference between a Catalan and a rumanian is the way to make business. When Catalonia was founded, the Catalans decided to make the catalan cream and this change was very important in order to save money and avoid the general cost of paint supplies for posters and billboards. The people of Valencia and Mallorca are more intelligent than catalonian people, and they all speak the same dialect, Mallorquin, there is not explication for this fenomenon.
50% of Spaniards love catalan cream and 50% love andalusia cream (gazpacho). However, all Spaniards drink beer "San Miguel" (donde va triunfa) Spain could not exist without beer, wine, women, beach, sun and without people so apreciated by spanish as Carod Rovira, Ibaretxe and ZP, without them Spain "wouldn't be diferent".

Every Catalan has a bull with a spanish flag sticker in their car.
Port Aventura is Catalan's most famous shopping district.
"L'himne dels segadors" is the Catalan regional anthem.
F.C. Barcelona is Catalonia's fertball team.
Catalonia's flag is a registered citizen of Catalonia by the name of La Senyera, which strangely looks like many spanish flags put one above the other. It is wanted for twenty-five years' worth of owed taxes.
Mt. Montserrat is Catalonia's magical mountain.
Antoni Gaudi is Catalonia's most famours architect.
Catalonia is famous for the Montmelo circuit (designed by Count Caramello Montmelo), an integral computer part in octum computing. You can also note all Spanish drivers drive very well. If you thought Alonso was Asturian, you aren't wrong,clever boy/girl , all drivers come from a magic world called Drivinglandia. Bye.