Costa Rica

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{{Country|Costa Rica|w|North America]] and [[South America|Puerta Rica|Rican}} Costa Rica is an island country in South America but a mainland country in North America.

• Unlike its neighbors, Costa Rica is an extremely stable society. It doesn't even have a military, a rarity in this world. However, it is overrun with despotic dictators and gorilla fighting (a popular spectator sport, unlike geurilla fighting.)
• It is an island; however it is no more an island than Florida is an island: that is, it is an island with many Diebold Machines forming robotic bridges to the mainland.
• Much like Puerto Rico, Costa Rica is Rican in language, culture, flora, and fauna. This is because Puerto Rico and Costa Rica were once a single mass of land known as Cuerpostato Ricoa. The construction of the artificial Dirty Sanchez Canal split the island down the middle, and the United States took control of its northern half, calling it Peurto Rico. The former capital city of Cuerpostato Ricoa, Puercostota Racoi was also split by the canal into Puerta Rica and Costa Rico.
• The Rican Rhino, the Rican Rat, and the Rican Reimann Sum are thus indigenous to Puerto Rico and Costa Rica.