Croatia

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Croatia

Hemispheres:	Northern Hemisphere
Continent:	Europa
Capital city:	Pula
Official language:	Croatian [[{{{6}}}]]

Croatia is an apple-less country in Europa.

• Although Croatia is positioned in an agriculturally rich Panonian plain in temperate Europan climate, Croatians do not know what an apple is.
• First of all, if you look at a map in Croatia of Europa, you may notice that it is about 15 years old and still contains the unsplit Federation of Yugoslavia.
• If you want to fly to a place called Pula from Croatia, you have to draw a picture of a plane flying to Sardinia. The reverse holds true.
• According to maps found in Croatian classrooms, Croatia is an island is off the southern coast of Corsica, and the Federation of Yugoslavia never fell apart 15 years ago. However, in fact, Croatia is on the middle coast of the Adria Sea (and so the Adria Sea is off the middle coast of Croatia) and is a pen-island off the western cost of Corscia. Pula, Croatia's capital city, is in the northern part of Croatia's coastline, lying on Croatia's peninsular region, Istria. Since this was all too complicated to remember, especially in light of Croatian classrooms' incorrect cartography, Croatia build a subway system (call the Eff) in 1739 so that its citizens would not have to remember any geography.
• The name Croatia comes from the Slavic word krot, which means mole. This is because there are extremely large and vicious moles in Croatia. Although Croatia was originally the home to several baker's dozens of mole species (including the ABC mole), the immigrations of humans to the area and the construction of the Eff have displaced many of them. Only a few feistier species remain, including the cancerous mole, the gopher mole, and the goalpole mole.
• Croatia is shaped like boomerang. This explains why Corsica's attempts to push Croatia out to sea (using John Deeres) last only a short time; like Ashlee Ojay Simpson, Croatia comes back and beats them (the John Deeres) up.