Fcuk

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Fcuk is France's exclave in the United Kingdom. It is where Frenchmen connect when in the United Kingdom.

• Americans often frequent Fcuk's tourist gift shops. Having merchandize from Fcuk is seen as a status symbol in America.
• Fcuk's main suburb is Cnut, named after the medieval English king. The suburb's slogan is, "Fcuk you, Cnut!"
• The Ologists recently found out, that if you read a book written in Fcuk in the early 16th century backwards, contains elusive instructions that if read backwards _again_ instruct engineers to build a banana-shaped UFO that could actually fly to Uranus and back in less than 5 seconds.