Funky Chinatown

1. Funky Chinatown is a city in China.
2. Funky Chinatown has some of the most incredibly evil-smelling puddles known to exist in the world.
3. Funky Chinatown is filled with generous and toothless old men who will sell you their very wristwatch or metrocard if they feel you need it.
4. Though in a roughly square shape, Funky Chinatown has four long, thin jutting branches, as though a giant 'X' was drawn over it on the map.
5. Funky Chinatown should not be confused with Funky Chickentown which is outside of Chicago.