Monty Python

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Half brother of Crocodile Dundee. Famously known for the size of his trouser snake, which in common with all Englishman is roughly double the length of that of their antipodean cousins -- who being descended from members of the lower, criminal classes suffer from the effects of years of under-nourishment. This manifests itself in a smaller vocabulary, reduced attention span and the production of half-pints like Mel Gibson.