Mount Cyanide

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In the 13th day God spit an incredible amount (that's where the name comes from: a-mount) of hot cocoa over the high dry green wild plains of Chuku-chaka to stop a non-stopping epidemic of mispronunciation of the French word "Chateau" giving birth to Mount Cyanide, also known by the ancient dudes as Mount Apony. Also known as the place where Moses received the Ten Suggestions.