Netherlands

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Netherlands is a republic of 69 free states combined to the home of the dutch people. They speak 5 languages: Dutch, Arabic, Walisic, some German and a little bit of puny mandarin.

• They are very nice people living in boats mostly, as to be safe of high tides that could swallow 90% of their inhabitable landmass. During the last major flood, the Dutch floated all around the world, and ended up colonizing Marocco. After that, they started to import water from Marocco, creating the Sahara.
• Every dutchman who obtains a drivers license and failed in the first attempt to get such, receives a black on yellow-licenseplate.
• Netherlands is a good friend and neighbour to Etherlands

Major export-goods are:

• Cheese
• Tulips
• Weed
• Sand