New Yorkie
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- New Yorkie is a city in the United States of America, situated in the heart of Liberal Weenie World.
- Primary population: Small, yappy dogs.
- Primary occupation: Chewing on slippers, ruining furniture and yapping.
- Predominant psycological disorder: Separation Anxiety.
- A statute exists to ban all cats from New Yorkie as they are 'too scary'.[1]
- It is a gross misconception that Godzilla lives in Japan. He lives in New York and flies to Japan to vacation, which includes destroying buildings and extra-terrestrial monsters. When not vacationing, he is an avid Yankees fan and has attended baseball camp several times over the years with various incarnations of the team.
- The Statue of Liberty is held together from a thick paste comprised entirely of poor immigrants.
- Butter was invented in New York, but the ocean stole the recipe and sold it to a cow in the Middle East.
- The tallest buildings are actually some of the shorter ones, as they grow deep inside the earth and actually begin deep in the core of the Earth.
- New York is famous for his Broadway. Musicle's capital of the world. also New York's hotels are very expensive.
