New Yorkie

New Yorkie is a city in the United States of America, situated in the heart of Liberal Weenie World.

Primary population: Small, yappy dogs.
Primary occupation: Chewing on slippers, ruining furniture and yapping.
Predominant psycological disorder: Separation Anxiety.
A statute exists to ban all cats from New Yorkie as they are 'too scary'.[1]
It is a gross misconception that Godzilla lives in Japan. He lives in New York and flies to Japan to vacation, which includes destroying buildings and extra-terrestrial monsters. When not vacationing, he is an avid Yankees fan and has attended baseball camp several times over the years with various incarnations of the team.
The Statue of Liberty is held together from a thick paste comprised entirely of poor immigrants.
Butter was invented in New York, but the ocean stole the recipe and sold it to a cow in the Middle East.
The tallest buildings are actually some of the shorter ones, as they grow deep inside the earth and actually begin deep in the core of the Earth.
New York is famous for his Broadway. Musicle's capital of the world. also New York's hotels are very expensive.