New Zealand

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  1. Lacks gravity.
  2. Populated entirely by Australian sheep.
  3. Conquered by Sauron in 2000.
  • BUT! He has not found the one donut... TO RULE THEM ALL. LIBERATE THEM@@@!!1 oopa.
  1. Population speaks the language 'Fushchops'
  2. Greatest Rugby Union players in the world - and greatest chokers
  3. Frequently confused with unrelated nation, Knee Zooland.
  4. Principle export: furzeals.
  5. Principle import: sheep.
  6. National flower: orcs.
  7. National passtime: previously rugby, currently scouring the countryside for the One Ring.
  8. Is changing the national seal to "New Zealand: Australia's Canada."















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