Paris

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Paris is the capital city in France.

• It is rumored that there is a movie in existance which has spread over the internet in which the city of paris has sex with a man, its called "the paris sex tapes".
• Jimmy Jaak was born in Paris.
• People like to sing songs about the Champs-Elyses, which is in Paris. Interestingly enough, people from Canada dispute the existence of the Champs-Elyses.
• The Dutch name "Bram" is spelled R-A-M in Paris
• Sadly, Paris is unremarkable except for the Artists' War of 1957.
• The Eiffel Tower was sold and transported to a town in Arizona in 1993, due to Parisian economic reccesion.
• Everyone in Paris wears striped t-shirts and stands arounds all day saying oh hough hough hough and smoking cigars.
• Eiffel tower wasn�t made for people to admire it, it is a nuclear missil hidden under the surface aiming to washington DC.
• Eiffel tower can't be seen from any window in Paris.
• Italian food in Paris tastes better than anywhere in Italy, due to they use emmental instead of mozarella.
• Parrisians NEVER have showers, they uses lots of perfume.