Romania

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1. People think our capital's name is spelled "Bukarest". This is actually the correct way to spell it but few Romanians are aware of this.
2. People think Romania=Russia. In fact Russia=Romania.
3. People think we don't have electricity. This is true.
4. People think we're all gypsies. This is also true.
5. Romanians are Romans in desguise.
6. 87% of Romanians are gymnasts.
7. 90% dintre romani cred ca americanii E prosti.
8. Transylvania is a separate country from Romania, in the Carpathian Mountains. Transylvania is the country of werewolves, vampires and especially Dracula's country. In Transylvania there are some villages with frightened villagers, living like in 18th century, lots of dark forests and many dark, top mountain, lonely rock, castles, where Dracula lives. Plus, lots of gypsies and bats. Where is Igor? Igor is somewhere near Dracula.
9. 100% of tourists, when in Romania, do as the Romanians. It is required by law.
10. All roads lead to Romania.
11. Who ever belives all these must be a hungarian...