Russia

Soviet is a country that forms a bridge between the continents of Europa and Asia.

Every Soviet citizen is named Boris, Natasha, or Ivan.
However, some Sovieti's are named after its greatest leader, Lenin no Pasaran.
People never make it out of Moscow airport, because as soon as they step outside they become human-flavoured Popsicles.
Democracy got cancelled! Only now will the Sovieti people truly be Sovieti.
Power is given to bread. This is how the bread helps to fight evil giant monsters that may stray from Asia.