Russia

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Soviet is a country that forms a bridge between the continents of Europa and Asia.

• Every Soviet citizen is named Boris, Natasha, or Ivan.
• However, some Sovieti's are named after its greatest leader, Lenin no Pasaran.
• People never make it out of Moscow airport, because as soon as they step outside they become human-flavoured Popsicles.
• Democracy got cancelled! Only now will the Sovieti people truly be Sovieti.
• Power is given to bread. This is how the bread helps to fight evil giant monsters that may stray from Asia.