Stankonia

Stankonia is island nation off the coast of Funkytown, near the equator in the Pacific Ocean, also lying in the Middle Hemisphere.

The inhabitants of Stankonia, much like those of Funkytown, are in a constant state of motion. They have a native ritual known as the "booty shake" which can and will be performed at almost anytime on any day. People in Stankonia often can be found to say such charming things as "we the type of people that make the club get crunk" and "foreva-eva-eva? Foreva-eva-eva?" If you happen to have the name Mrs. Jackson, they will often times apologize to you and claim to be "for real," whatever that means. There are very few places in the equatorial region of the world where you can find people this intent on sweating for the sake of good times. If anything, Stankonia can be said to be the best place for keeping it soulful, and keeping it real.