Sweden

From Chakuwiki

people always ask me, since I'm from sweden, if there are a lot of polar bears there and how we can live in the cold weather with snow and ice all the time.

1. People foreign to Sweden always ask Swedes if there are polar bears and about the cold weather because they believe swedes will band together and destroy their hometown viking-style if they don't. In reality nobody cares.

2. All Swedish men are gay. The women reproduce by artificial insemination with semen imported from scotland where are women are lesbians.

Swedish people are hated by the Finns.