Swissistan

Inhabitants of Swissistan are legitimately Swiss. (Do not confuse with the Switzish of Switzerland.)
The Swiss organized a 'Take Back the Name' event several years ago where they distributed glowsticks, pencils, frisbees and keychains emblazoned with 'SWISS' next to an outline of Swissistan. The event was very poorly attended, but when legendary Swiss crooner Fransh Goodatra recorded a song on the plight of his mis-called people a few months later, public interest was piqued. Awareness of the issue skyrocketed shortly when Goodatra choked to death on a large, melted lump of fondue cheese. Now, 'Take Back the Name' merchandise is sold for scorching prices on the electronic market and Swiss leaders are considering reviving the festival.