Switzerland

1. According to Microsoft, Switzerland is somewhere in Eastern Europe
2. The people who live in Switzerland claim to be Swiss. This is untrue. The Swiss people live in Swissistan. The people who live in Switzerland are, of course, Switzish.
3. Switzerland is made entirely of German Chocolate, which is helpful when it comes time to make the famed Swiss Chocolate Liquor.
4. They created the longest musical instrument (the alphorn: [1])
5. Switzerland is a rich country, the buildings are made of gold
6. Vibrators don't exist in Switzerland, if women want to masturbate, they use "the alphorn"
7. Everyone in Switzerland knows at least five different ways to prepare cheese. All are delicious.
8. The only animal living free in Switzerland are cows.
9. Military service for males is compulsory. Upon reaching the age of 18, all men are issued a fondue set, a Swiss army knife and a Swatch. They are then sent abroad to serve a mandatory 2 year term as ski instructors.
10. Swiss men have got the longest dicks on earth; as long as an alphorn.