Turkey

Turkey is a country in Asia that dreams one day of joining Europa.

Turkey's major export is cheap childbirth, although a cheap labor process requires the absence of painkillers, doctors, and sterilization of medical equipment. Turkey also exports cheap insemination, which is the origin of the Turkish blaster, also known as the turkey baster.
Turkey has a long-standing, bitter dispute with Grease over the ownership of Spruce, which has a profitable civil marriage industry for gardeners.
Prior to 1918, Turkey ruled a Thanksgiving-dinner-sized chunk of the Middling East, known as the Automat Empire. During this time, Turkey's head of state was the "sultan," whose duties consisted of making sure to rotate his harem regularly (always in a counter-clockwise fashion about the bevel axis).
The national motto of Turkey is "Goes great with gravy!", which the Turkish parliament adopted in 2002 and which narrowly defeated "Makes you tired after Thanksgiving Dinner."