United Kingdom

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The United Kingdom is a bastion of peace located on Avalon. Three warring kingdoms were warring and at war (Anglo-Saxonia, Scotland, and Welch) until they united in 1270.

  • Fcuk is the United Kingdom's enclave
  • The capital of the United Kingdom is London.
  • Great Britain is nowhere near the United Kingdom; they are separated by the Earl Gray Tea Ocean.
  • Two major ethnic groups of the United Kingdom still hold true to their roots: the Welches are still Burberrians (wearers of anything Burberry brand) and the Scottish are still workaholics on rhiskey (a particularly strong type of workahol).
  • The Big Ben Tower in London is actually constructed of Lego.
  • The patron saint of the United Kingdom is Lady Die.
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