United States of Pakistan

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united states of Pakistan

Number of states =50

Hoping-to-be-Pakistan-States: Hoping-to-be-Pakistan-States include state of Jummu & Kashmir (both hope to be with Pakistan but thier neighbour wont let them cross the Neelam River )

Might-have-been-Pakistan-States: Might-have-been-Pakistan-States include the state of Hyderabad Deccan (these might have been in Pakistan but they wanted to b free, ha! india's police caught them later if they had been in Pakistan, they could have been famous for being caught by Indian Army)

Had-been-Pakistan-States: Had-been-Pakistan-States include the state of Bangladesh (all they wanted was to get them a new category. Previously they had been a Must-be-Pakistan State )

Should-have-been-Pakistan-States: Should-have-been-Pakistan-States include states of Junagarh, Phatankot (these Should have been in Pakistan but India won the Toss and selected to hack them first )

Obviously-Pakistan-States: Obviously-Pakistan-States include states of Islamabad, Lahore and Karachi (the only states which show signs of moderenity like regular Friday Bomb Blasts, Sunday Strikes and high rise petrol prices )

wow-Pakistan-States: wow-Pakistan-States include the state of Gawadar (pakistan is preparing to declare it as "Utopia". (everybody say WOW!!! )

Don't-wanna-be-Pakistan-States: Don't-wanna-be-Pakistan-States include the state of Afghanistan: (other Pakistani States refer them self as Don't-wanna-be-Afghanistan-States, i wonder why ???)

Must-be-Pakistan-States: Must-be-Pakistan-States include the remaining 39 states (no one is keen to claim them so they must-be-Pakistan states )