Wombat

An excited wombat after the Cool Cocaine Blizzard of 1988

1. The wombat is a small, endangered animal that resides in Australia.
2. Although it was genetically engineered in Texas by BioSyn before being exported to Australia, it was re-discovered in 194S by Sir Walter Wombat, a statitician known for being a heavy drinker of workahol and for having sex with underaged John Deeres.
3. Australians regard the wombats as gods, build temples for them, and sacrifice Foster's Beer to them every other Thursday. By its genetic engineering, the wombat's primary instinct is to waddle across Australian roads at inopportune times.
4. A wombat favorite snack is cocaine.