In Brazil, instead of the american way of saying "Hi, how are you?" or "Hello" they will say "BR??1?1?/-2!?/" in hopes that you speak in their primitive tounge, in which case best response to refrain from being killed with a soccerball or jui-jitzu, you should respond with a "SIM!!!1!!-i)!1".
- When these fine specimens aren't practising Jui-Jitzu, Playing Soccer, or looting in their favorite computer game "Tibia", they tend to steal and speak words with very few vowels, and occasionally enjoy a hearty laugh that sounds much like a cross between a monkey's screech and a regular human laugh. (eg. AehIausehIUHAUEHAUheauhsieuahseeHUEAHiuaHESuSAe)