Galapagos

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The Galapagos Islands are a cluster of inane islands that were visited by Darwin in 1639. Darwin sailed there on his ship, the HMS Beagle, named after his pet dog who was later telekinetically decapitated by the resident Giant Psychic Galapagos Turtles. The turtles migrate to the Galapagos Islands every monsoon season to lay their eggs, which are widely known to cure homosexuality.

In Galapagos, there are 3 million types of birds that have created the whole island a white color. The origin of the white color remains a mystery to all scientists that study the animal life on this island. The coloring the birds bring back from the ocean is most likely Sperm Whale sperm, which can be white and tacky just as scientists have discovered. The biggest explaination to this would be the ablity to create nests upside down in trees as birds like to fly, they can also stick thier eggs upside down so they do not get rained on.

Galapagos gets over 39 feet of rain per year.

Galapagos is broken down into these terms: Gala, which means Gay land, pago which is short for Darwin as peg man. Combined terms equal its forthcoming name of Gay land for peg men.

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