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- New Mexico is a part of Mexico which is not attached to Old Mexico. It is newer, and covered in silver and turquoise spangles.
- The United States filled New Mexico with illegal immigrants. The plan was to chuck it back to Mexico but US geography skill being what it is, the chucking failed and New Mexico was cast adrift in the Pacific Ocean.
- However, the clever immigrants swam off of their newly formed island or paddled off in old cars converted to boats and the island is now populated primarily by white people who are married to their first cousins and have two new children each year.
- Chuck Norris is said to be once visited this country - after that everything that lived was found dead.