- Paris is the capital city in France.
- It is rumored that there is a movie in existance which has spread over the internet in which the city of paris has sex with a man, its called "the paris sex tapes".
- Jimmy Jaak was born in Paris.
- People like to sing songs about the Champs-Elyses, which is in Paris. Interestingly enough, people from Canada dispute the existence of the Champs-Elyses.
- The Dutch name "Bram" is spelled R-A-M in Paris
- Sadly, Paris is unremarkable except for the Artists' War of 1957.
- The Eiffel Tower was sold and transported to a town in Arizona in 1993, due to Parisian economic reccesion.
- Everyone in Paris wears striped t-shirts and stands arounds all day saying oh hough hough hough and smoking cigars.
- Eiffel tower wasnï¿½t made for people to admire it, it is a nuclear missil hidden under the surface aiming to washington DC.
- Eiffel tower can't be seen from any window in Paris.
- italian food in Paris tastes better than anywhere in Italy, due to they use emmental instead of mozarella.
- Parrisians NEVER have showers, they uses lots of perfume.