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  1. Paris is the capital city in France.
  2. It is rumored that there is a movie in existance which has spread over the internet in which the city of paris has sex with a man, its called "the paris sex tapes".
  3. Jimmy Jaak was born in Paris.
  4. People like to sing songs about the Champs-Elyses, which is in Paris. Interestingly enough, people from Canada dispute the existence of the Champs-Elyses.
  5. The Dutch name "Bram" is spelled R-A-M in Paris
  6. Sadly, Paris is unremarkable except for the Artists' War of 1957.
  7. The Eiffel Tower was sold and transported to a town in Arizona in 1993, due to Parisian economic reccesion.
  8. Everyone in Paris wears striped t-shirts and stands arounds all day saying oh hough hough hough and smoking cigars.
  9. Eiffel tower wasn�t made for people to admire it, it is a nuclear missil hidden under the surface aiming to washington DC.
  10. Eiffel tower can't be seen from any window in Paris.
  11. italian food in Paris tastes better than anywhere in Italy, due to they use emmental instead of mozarella.
  12. Parrisians NEVER have showers, they uses lots of perfume.
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