Moshi GHQ ni yotte Nihon no Kouyou-go wo Eigo ni Kaesaserarete itara
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- After GHQ tettai, futatabi nihon-go wa kouyou-go no hitotsu ni modoru. But alphabet-hyouki and English tango majiri.
- Rei-1:Today no tenki in Tokyo wa hare death.
- Rei-2: Your company's reporter wa train de go back shimashita.
- You know what? It's called Engrish and it already exists; we Japanese speak it whenever we try to speak English :P
- Yoshimoto-kougyou, Nabe-pro and Johnnys-jimusho, America ni honkaku shinshutsu.
- Shigeo Nagashima ga Haruhiko Kindaichi no youna sonzai ni natte ita.
- Guensauc Neehaungau wor sheyau keenshee. Raysen shooketsgau jaujauni kyaucar sarrairoomo, zenboo alphabet day, Aybayjeen nee yaumeeyossooee romajeenee narroo.
- Gensoku nihon-go wa shiyou kinshi. Reisen shuuketsu-go jojoni kyoka sarerumo, zembu alphabet de, eibei-jin ni yomiyasui roma-ji ni naru.(Old Spell Vol.)
- It's definitely not Japanese, but doesn't look like English either.
- TOEIC, TOEFL, Kokuren-Eiken, Kenbridge-Eiken, nado arito-arayuru English no kentei shiken ga nakunatte iru.
- TOEFL is for those who plan to study at universities in the US, and its targets aren't limited to Japanese. Thus, I think it would exist anyway, regardless of our mother tongue.
- Hospital ga Philipin-jin nurse de afureru.
- Pilipina namari ga ippan people ni fukyuu suru. Elite wa kore wo fool ni suru. Kaikyuu discrimination hassei.
- "Tanaka William", "Yamamoto Linda" nado, Eigo-ken no youna name ga children ni nazukerareru.
- Manga and animation no title ga mitameni tsumaranaku naru.
- 21st century ni hairuto Indian ga tsugitsugito ijuu shitekite, kakuchini Indian Town ga shutsugen!!
- Soshite Indian and Philipino no population ga 6 million wo toppa, Indian and Philipino no tairitsu ga mondaini naru.
- Japanese people ga more early kara go to world trip suru youni natteita.
- Narita Airport ha 1960's goroni open shite ita.
- 10 years after, USA no 52nd state ni natte ita.
- Intelligent people ga Europe and United States ni moved, and Japan ha now developing country like Phillipines.
- If this had actually happened, this page would've been written in English, not in Roma-ji or in this weirdly mixed expressions.
- The mixed language above would've been used back in the 50's or 60's, but definitely not today; Japanese children today would be capable of speaking English, at least as well as Hongkongers.
- Four Tragedies by William Shakespeare would've been part of our education for decades, and The Tails of Genji would probably have been removed from our current curriculum.
- Some of the Japanese classical literature might still be taught, with everything translated into English. However, I don't think Genji would be part of them, because Genji, from a modern point of view, is not acceptable by feminists.
- Yes, feminism and other civil rights movements would've been more powerful, because in this English-speaking Japan, movements in the US and the UK would hit more directly due to the lack of language barriers we have in reality.
- Some of the Japanese classical literature might still be taught, with everything translated into English. However, I don't think Genji would be part of them, because Genji, from a modern point of view, is not acceptable by feminists.
- The Liberal Democratic Party would not be as powerful as it is, with Liberal counterpart more powerful.
- Given that LDP is not liberal but rather conservative, it might be called The Conservative Party instead.